Looks like Carrie Prejean fell down and broke her crown. (And her free implants came tumbling after…)
It was only one month ago, after a controversial media blitz, that the omnipotent Donald Trump allowed America’s sweetheart Carrie Prejean to keep her crown.
“I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so,” Trump said in a set of documents released to Fox News. “Unfortunately it just doesn’t look like it is going to happen.”
Keith Lewis, a producer for the Miss California pageant, has confirmed today that she is being stripped of her 2009 title.
Fortunately, Prejean is familiar with stripping.
‘Carrie! Carrie! What are you going to do with all your spare time now that you have broken your contractual pageant shackles?’ is what I’m sure you’re all dying to know. (Besides possibly joining fellow conservatives Hayden and Bristol in leaving out important safe-sex advice to students all across the Bible Belt.)
Don’t worry. Word is Prejean has aspirations of penning a book in the near future.
And the score is…
Carrie Prejean: 0; the illiterate population of America: 1.
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